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ANNOUNCER:
 Andnow, Animator's Alley.

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 Your hosts:
 The Warner brothers.

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Today, our guest is
Cappy "Cap" Barnhouse,

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a pioneer in animation.
Welcome, Cappy.

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It's a pleasure to join ya.

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Why? Were we coming apart?

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Say that again?

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Never mind.

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Cappy, you were with
the Warner Bros. studio

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from the very beginning, right?

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Yeah, I started with Warners

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back when all we made
were pies.

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We just started making cartoons

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when people weren't buying
the pies.

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CAPPY:
Now, let's see.
Now, that was back in 19...

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Oh, I don't know.

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But it was back
when we made pies.

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Oh.

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One day, the head guy,

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his name was
Leon something-or-other,

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he says to me, he says,

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"Cappy, today I don't want you
to make a pie.

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I want you to make a cartoon."

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[SNORING]
[YAWNING]

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CAPPY:
Well, Rudy Ising and Hugh Harman

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and Friz and me
and some other guy with a lisp

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was brought onboard.
[WARNERS SNORING]

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And then we made
our first cartoon,

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which was, uh...
Uh, Bosko and Honey.

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Oh, we made a few of those
and...

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[MUMBLES]

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[SNORES]

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[ALL SNORING]

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Pies! We made pies.

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Uh, the cartoons
came later.

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And speaking of cartoons,
let's get this show on the road.

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[***]

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ALL:
* It's time for Animaniacs *

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* And we're zany to the max *

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* So just sit back and relax *

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* You'll laugh
Till you collapse *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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BOTH:
* Come join
The Warner brothers *

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* And the Warner sister, Dot *

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ALL:
* Just for fun we run around
The Warner movie lot *

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* They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught *

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* But we break loose
And then vamoose *

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* And now you know the plot *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Dot is cute and Yakko yaks *

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 * Wakko packs away the snacks *

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 * While Bill Clinton
 Plays the sax *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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 * Meet Pinky and the Brain *

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 * Who want to rule
 The universe *

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 * Goodfeathers flock together *

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 * Slappy whacks 'em
 With her purse *

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 * Buttons chases Mindy *

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 * While Rita sings a verse *

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* The writers flipped
We have no script *

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* Why bother to rehearse? *

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* We're Animaniacs *

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* We have pay-or-play
Contracts *

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* We're zany to the max *

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* There's bologna
In our slacks *

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* We're Animan-y *

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* Totally insane-y *

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* How urbane-y *

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* Animaniacs *

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* Those are the facts *

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ANNOUNCER:
 We now return
 to Animator's Alley.

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So, uh, then, in '43

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we made
 Winky, the Finicky Tapeworm.

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He lived inside a British
buffalo, Sir Poopsalot.

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CAPPY:
Then we made
a bunch of fish cartoons.

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Fish are funny creatures.

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[GASPS]

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We did Timmy Tuna,

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Shh!
Barney Bass,

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and Frieda
the Overly Friendly Fluke.

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But the fish lip
is the hardest to draw.

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[WHISPERS]
I've seen people scream

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when they see a poorly-drawn
fish lip.

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[WHISPERS]
They think it's a monster.

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But it's just a fish lip.

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Lips are important.

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You can't talk without lips.

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Well, you could,
but you'd sound like:

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[BABBLES]

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[***]

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* The jungle was nice *

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 *But way behind the times*

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* For two endangered hippos
 With hip and trendy minds *

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* So they flew
 Their Ranch Roover *

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 * To the city's neon glow *

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 * Flavio and Marita
 The hip hippos *

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[***]

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WOMAN:
Zoologist's log, day 92,

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Gina Embryo speaking.

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The great endangered
 Hippopotamus trendolius

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remains free from danger
thanks to my diligent efforts.

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[GIBBERS]

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[YAWNS]

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I, my beautiful self, could play
this course blindfolded.

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Well, why not?

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I must stay undercover

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so as not to disturb
these gentle creatures

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in their unnatural habitat

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no matter what the risk.

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Fore.

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Oh, hole in one again.

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Yawn and sigh.

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[SCREAMS]

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[SCREAMING]

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Nothing ever happens
around here.

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I'm permanently puckered.

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[GRUNTS]

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[BREATHING HEAVILY]

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What's this?
The female seems depressed.

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This bestseller is boring.

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Boring.

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Boring, boring, boring.

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Marita.

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Flavio.

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BOTH:
I'm so bored!

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Are we in a rut?

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Is this all there is?

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Rooftop golf?

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Ranch Rover racing?

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I have an idea.

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Flavio, look.

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"Thrill-Seeking Adventures
for the Rich."

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Mm, sounds delicious,

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my small, crumbly crumb
from a no-yeast cake.

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Let's have
a thrill-seeking adventure.

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Here's one. They give it
a Danger Rating of 2.

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What is it?

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Bungee jumping.

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[GROANS]

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Darling, am I all bungee-
attached or bungeed-up

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or whatever beautiful
bungee-people call it?

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Yes, my flyboy.

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Must save my thick-skinned
babies.

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They could hurt themselves.

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Let's fly.

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May thrills await us.

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I must protect the hippos.

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[SCREAMS]

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[WHINNIES]

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[GASPS]

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[YAWNS]

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[SCREAMS]

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[GASPS]

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[GRUNTS]

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MARITA:
Well, that was boring.

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I think we need more danger.

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What else is in that catalog?

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Here's a good one.
Danger Rating 7.

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"Running before the bulls
in Spain."

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Let's do it.Ol�.Zorro.
Barcelona.

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Must save hippos.

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Now, they blow the whistle,

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the bulls come down the street,
and we run.

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That's the danger part.

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Run? No, Flavio,
I do not run.

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Very well, my well-worn,
little, leather driving glove.

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We shall stroll.

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Zoologist's log, day 95,
Gina Embryo speaking.

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Unless I create
some sort of diversion,

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my hippos will be trampled
by wild bulls.

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[WHISTLES]

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[ROARING, GRUNTING]

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Ol�

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[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

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[SCREAMS]

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Did you just feel something?

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Rain?

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[SNORTING]

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[WHISTLE]

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Huh?

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[WHISTLES]

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Yoo-hoo!

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Over here!

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[SCREAMS]

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh.

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[LOWING]

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[SCREAMS]

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[GROWLING, SNORTING]

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No!

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Klaatu barada nikto.

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Need...new...career.

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I thought this was
supposed to be dangerous.

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[SCOFFS]
Everything Hemingway did
is overrated.

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I guess we need to aim higher,
 mon chouchou.

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Here's a good one.

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Danger Rating 11.

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Ooh.

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Scuba dive
with the great white sharks.

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Look, pumpkin seed,
the sea beast approaches.

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Let us greet
the local barbarian.

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[GROWLS]

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Zoologist's log, day 97.

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My poor, defenseless babies
face the ultimate predator.

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I must save them.

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BOTH:
One, dos,trois.

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Boring.

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Overrated.

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[SCREAMS]

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[COUGHS, GASPS]

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[SIGHS]

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My hippos still safe.

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[GROWLS]

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Flav?

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Yes, my special little
molasses brownie?

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I've learned something.

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The most thrilling thing
around...

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Is our own beautiful selves.

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BOTH:
I'm so happy.

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ANNOUNCER:
 We now return
 to Animator's Alley.

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In 1954, I got a bunion.

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CAPPY:
So I figures,
what if a bunion could talk?

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That's when I come up
with Bun Ion Boy.

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Bun Ion Boy lived
on a farmer's toe.

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Uh, I think that was a mistake.

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Farmers step in things
that aren't decent.

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Then in '57,
I made Kiki the Sickly Lemur.

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CAPPY:
Would you like me to talk
about it?

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Well, all right.

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Kiki had no torso.

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ALL:
We're free! Free! Free!

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[***]

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Well, so long, Mother.

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So long, Father.

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Oh, my little woodchuck
going to Hollywood.

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Are you sure
you wanna do this, Baynarts?

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Dad, I told you,
it's not Baynarts.

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It's Charlton.
Charlton Woodchucks.

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And yes, Father,
I must do this.

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For acting is my destiny.

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Mourn not, my simple parents.
Mourn not.

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For, you see--

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Ooh!

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You really know how to wreck
a dramatic moment.

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How much wood
could a woodchuck chuck if--?

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[SNORING]
No, that's wrong.

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How about:

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How...much wood...

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could a woodchuck...chuck?

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[GRUNTS]

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Would you be quiet?

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Excuse me,
but I'm rehearsing.

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I have a very important
audition tomorrow

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for the role of Franklin
the Friendly Woodchuck.

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I am an actor.

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You? An actor?
Ha! That's a good one.

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[LAUGHS]

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Would you write your name down?

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Thank you. When I'm famous, I'll
make it a point not to like you.

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MR. JENKINS [LAUGHING]:
Yeah, right. Whatever.

264
00:13:58,767 --> 00:14:00,767
[***]

265
00:14:09,934 --> 00:14:13,901
DIRECTOR:
You three woodchucks,
step forward.

266
00:14:13,901 --> 00:14:16,234
Look at them.
All day long, the same thing.

267
00:14:16,234 --> 00:14:18,901
I want a woodchuck that's real.
Real emotions.

268
00:14:18,901 --> 00:14:21,334
These acting woodchucks
make me sick.

269
00:14:21,334 --> 00:14:23,434
All right, number one.
Go ahead.

270
00:14:24,601 --> 00:14:27,534
To be or not to be...

271
00:14:27,534 --> 00:14:28,701
DIRECTOR:
Next!

272
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,434
* One singular sensa-- *

273
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,801
DIRECTOR:
Next!

274
00:14:34,033 --> 00:14:35,033
[GASPS]

275
00:14:40,267 --> 00:14:43,467
[NERVOUSLY]
How mu--? Much--?

276
00:14:43,467 --> 00:14:46,901
Much wood...?

277
00:14:47,834 --> 00:14:50,000
That's it! Such reality.

278
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,801
That's my woodchuck!

279
00:14:52,567 --> 00:14:54,000
[MOANS]

280
00:14:54,868 --> 00:14:56,367
[***]

281
00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,100
All right, Charlton,
now, remember.

282
00:15:12,100 --> 00:15:14,734
You just do whatever
the narrator says. Ya got that?

283
00:15:14,734 --> 00:15:17,400
Oh, yes. Uh-huh.
Super, super. Very good.

284
00:15:17,400 --> 00:15:19,434
All right, people.
Let's do it!

285
00:15:24,467 --> 00:15:26,968
MAN:
Franklin the Friendly Woodchuck.
Take one.

286
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:27,968
Ooh!

287
00:15:29,300 --> 00:15:30,400
Ouch!

288
00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,400
That hurt!

289
00:15:31,400 --> 00:15:32,767
So sue me.

290
00:15:34,734 --> 00:15:36,567
Would you write your name down?

291
00:15:38,701 --> 00:15:42,000
Thank you. When I'm famous, I'll
make it a point not to like you.

292
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,067
[MUTTERS INDISTINCTLY]

293
00:15:44,067 --> 00:15:46,200
And cue narrator.

294
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:49,334
Well, Franklin the Friendly
Woodchuck was a-rompin'

295
00:15:49,334 --> 00:15:50,667
 through the forest.

296
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:52,534
Now, woodchucks love to romp,

297
00:15:52,534 --> 00:15:54,567
 and Franklin was no exception.

298
00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:58,033
 Then Franklin saw somethin'
 he'd never seen.

299
00:15:58,033 --> 00:16:00,501
 A big, fuzzy grizzly bear.

300
00:16:02,534 --> 00:16:05,067
 Franklin decided to play
 with Mr. Bear.

301
00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,100
[SNORING]

302
00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:09,067
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

303
00:16:23,000 --> 00:16:25,234
 But old Mr. Bear wouldn't play.

304
00:16:25,234 --> 00:16:26,901
 Now,
 even the dumbest coonhound

305
00:16:26,901 --> 00:16:30,000
 knows that bears and woodchucks
 are natural enemies.

306
00:16:36,434 --> 00:16:37,667
Ooh!

307
00:16:37,667 --> 00:16:39,133
[LAUGHING]
 Well,

308
00:16:39,133 --> 00:16:42,200
 looks like Franklin's learned
 a valuable lesson.

309
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,767
 Why, lookie here.

310
00:16:43,767 --> 00:16:45,534
 It's Mr. Woodpecker.

311
00:16:45,534 --> 00:16:48,100
 "Maybe he'll be my friend,"
thought Franklin.

312
00:16:48,100 --> 00:16:50,501
 But Mr. Woodpecker
 was a mite angry

313
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,567
 'cause Franklin
 had ruined his tree.

314
00:16:58,133 --> 00:17:00,100
 [CHUCKLING]
 Poor Franklin.

315
00:17:00,100 --> 00:17:02,968
 "Won't anyone be my friend?"
 he thought.

316
00:17:02,968 --> 00:17:07,167
 Well, just then, Mr. Boa
 Constrictor came a-wigglin' by.

317
00:17:07,167 --> 00:17:08,868
 "Maybe he'll be my friend."

318
00:17:10,567 --> 00:17:12,133
Could we stop a minute?

319
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:16,334
 Now, Franklin knew
 he wouldn't get eaten

320
00:17:16,334 --> 00:17:19,467
 'cause boas don't like
 the taste of woodchucks.

321
00:17:20,000 --> 00:17:21,334
[SIGHS]

322
00:17:21,334 --> 00:17:23,367
 But still, they try.

323
00:17:29,434 --> 00:17:30,434
Pwech!

324
00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,767
 Uh-oh, there's that bear again.

325
00:17:47,067 --> 00:17:48,567
[HOLLOW TAPPING]

326
00:17:55,467 --> 00:17:59,801
 Lookie here.
Cute, little, busy, buzzy bees.

327
00:17:59,801 --> 00:18:02,734
 "Maybe they'll be my friend,"
 Franklin thought.

328
00:18:03,467 --> 00:18:05,367
[GRUNTS]

329
00:18:05,367 --> 00:18:08,767
 But those old, buzzy bees
 didn't want to play.

330
00:18:08,767 --> 00:18:09,801
Yeow!

331
00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,968
 Now, it's a well-known fact

332
00:18:12,968 --> 00:18:15,968
 that woodchucks are highly
 allergic to bee stings.

333
00:18:20,367 --> 00:18:21,701
 Well, bee sting or not,

334
00:18:21,701 --> 00:18:23,834
 Franklin decided
 to make the most of it

335
00:18:23,834 --> 00:18:25,567
 and get to rompin' again.

336
00:18:33,100 --> 00:18:34,400
Oh!

337
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,767
 Uh-oh, there's that bear again.

338
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:37,801
Oh!

339
00:18:43,834 --> 00:18:45,300
 Well, what's this?

340
00:18:45,300 --> 00:18:48,767
 An old ammunitions shack
 in the middle of the forest.

341
00:18:48,767 --> 00:18:51,601
 "I wonder what's in there,"
Franklin thought.

342
00:18:51,601 --> 00:18:52,868
I really need to stop a minute.

343
00:18:52,868 --> 00:18:54,701
Can we stop?
Oh, please? Oh, please?

344
00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,834
 Now, a dangerous
 ammunitions shack

345
00:18:58,834 --> 00:19:00,734
 is no place for a woodchuck.

346
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:03,067
 But Franklin went in anyway.

347
00:19:03,067 --> 00:19:04,734
 Careful, Franklin.

348
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,934
 Uh-oh, there's that bear again.

349
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:16,868
[SNARLS]

350
00:19:17,767 --> 00:19:19,501
Hold it right there.

351
00:19:19,501 --> 00:19:20,634
[GROWLS]

352
00:19:21,634 --> 00:19:23,767
Would you write your name down?

353
00:19:26,133 --> 00:19:27,133
Thank you.

354
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:28,934
When I'm famous, I'll...

355
00:19:30,868 --> 00:19:33,367
That's it. I quit.

356
00:19:33,367 --> 00:19:35,367
[***]

357
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:49,434
Baynarts!

358
00:19:49,434 --> 00:19:52,434
I thought you's a big movie star
in Hollywood.

359
00:19:52,434 --> 00:19:55,601
Well, we had creative
differences.

360
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,567
Uh, what you got there?

361
00:20:04,467 --> 00:20:06,868
Just some names.

362
00:20:11,267 --> 00:20:12,534
YAKKO:
Night, Wakko.

363
00:20:12,534 --> 00:20:13,801
WAKKO:
Good night, Dot.

364
00:20:13,801 --> 00:20:15,133
DOT:
Good night, Yakko.

365
00:20:15,133 --> 00:20:17,100
YAKKO:
Hey, I wonder what happened
to Cappy.

366
00:20:17,100 --> 00:20:19,067
[SNORING]

367
00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:27,033
Pies! We made pies.

368
00:20:27,767 --> 00:20:29,267
[SNORING]

369
00:20:34,434 --> 00:20:36,434
[***]

370
00:21:05,767 --> 00:21:07,834
ALL:
Sit, Ubu, sit.